What's for Dinner? Bacon!!!

My son is bacon CRAZY!!! He could eat bacon every day, at every meal. He even has a t-shirt that reads "Bacon is meat candy." Gee, wonder where I got the name for this blog...

Since we don't want to turn him into a giant walking nitrate, I buy the natural stuff, even though it costs more. This week was the first time I'd bought bacon at the butcher's counter. We were in Earth Fare, buying the pork chops on special, and there they were - two big ole piles of bacon! Naturally, Boy Wonder couldn't resist asking for some. So I bought a pound, even though it was a little pricey. I figured we could splurge since we were getting the pork chops so cheaply.

I gotta tell ya, this might be the best bacon I've had since childhood! I cooked up the whole package this afternoon, and we'll have some of it with dinner tonight. I figured the best complement to pork would be...um...more pork!

So here's what we're having for dinner tonight:

8 boneless all natural pork chops ($3.63 for 1.73 lbs at Earth Fare after coupon for 1 free pound)
Mushroom and onion gravy (Portabella mushrooms $1.99 at Publix, onion about $1)
Green Giant baby lima beans (50 cents/9 oz. box at Publix on sale w/coupon)
Smashed red potatoes with cheddar soy cheese, Tofutti Sour Supreme, and BACON! (All stuff I had on hand, so I don't know the exact prices.)
Baby spinach (no more than 50 cents for these portions)
Cornbread (see recipe below - all ingredients on hand)

I'll serve the hot pork chops on a small bed of fresh spinach leaves and add some gravy. This way the spinach heats up but doesn't get shriveled and limp.

For dessert, Tofutti ice cream for the allergic kid, and Ben and Jerry's for Mom and Dad. B and J was a sweet bargain! Got it at Publix, BOGO for $3.79. I used a $1/2 manufacturer's coupon and two $1 off Whole Foods coupons to give me 2 cartons for 79 cents! Yowza!!!

That's makes this dairy-free (except the B and J), egg-free, gluten-free dinner for three priced around $10.00, including dessert. I'll reserve a pork chop to make a salad for my hubby's lunch tomorrow which will save him at least $6.

Here's the best eggless, dairyless recipe I've come up with for cornbread:

Cornbread
1 cup cornmeal
1/2 cup flour (I use spelt or barley, but use whatever you like)
1/4 cup sugar (use less to taste)
1 tsp. salt
2 tsp. baking powder
1 cup plain or vanilla soymilk
1 unsweetened applesauce cup

Mix dry ingredients with a whisk. Add soymilk and applesauce. Pour into oiled muffin tin or 8x8 pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes. Top it off with Earth Balance spread. Yum!

If you're interested, here's how I'm cooking up the chops:

Boneless Pork Chops with Mushroom and Onion Gravy
Marinate pork chops in Italian dressing with a little Worcester sauce thrown in (about an hour; longer if you can). Next, brown chops in bacon grease from this afternoon. (I know - this is NOT heart healthy, but it tastes soooo good! And I don't want to waste the grease. I would normally use olive or canola oil.) Remove from pan and drain on paper towels. Saute one chopped Vidalia onion in remaining grease. When onions start to brown, add sliced mushrooms; season with a little paprika and garlic powder, and saute until everything's brown and crusty and yummy looking. Remove from pan.

For the gravy, pour off excess grease and add about a cup of hot water to the pan. Let this come to a boil and use your whisk to scrape up all the good stuff stuck to the bottom. While this simmers, add about a tablespoon of flour (spelt or otherwise) to a cup of cold water. Take a fork and stir it up good until all the lumps have smoothed out. Now pour it slowly into the pan and stir everything with your whisk. (You probably will want to add more water, enough to be able to simmer the pork chops in.) Let this simmer until it thickens; keep stirring so it won't stick and get lumpy. If you want it thicker, add more of the flour/water mixture. (Don't put flour directly in the pan; it'll just get lumpy.) Add salt and pepper to taste, then toss in the mushrooms and onions. Mix it all up and nestle those chops down in the gravy. Put a lid on it and let it simmer at least 30 minutes, but the longer the better.

Loaded Smashed Red Potatoes
Cut and boil the red potatoes (skins on) until tender, drain them, and mash in the same pot. Add some Earth Balance, and shred the soy cheese into the hot potatoes, mixing as you go to melt the cheese. Spoon in a dollop or two of Tofutti Sour Supreme and crumble up some of that yummy bacon in it. Salt to taste.

We use Vegan Gourmet soy cheese, the only one I can find that has no casein or dairy protein. It melts well, especially when shredded, and tastes pretty good, even if you're used to the real thing.

Okay, time for dinner!